Am I retarded?

Today in school right i decided to eat healthy, so i went to the smelliest stall ever (because of poor ventilation or something), the yong tau fu stall. I selected what i wanted to eat right and heres what happened -

(All have been translated to english)
Me       :”Auntie i want bee hoon mee; soup; da pao”
Auntie :”OK, boy bee hoon mee dry ah, da pao “
Me       :”Er, Auntue i want bee hoon mee soup”
Auntie :”Oh ya, bee hoon soup”
Auntie :”You want chilli?”
Me       :” Ya a lot!”

in the end my yong tau fu came out dry with a whole lot of chilli and sweet sauce……………sian.

Then there was another incident on the same day,

(All have been translated to english)

Me     :”Uncle i just want the fried chicken da pao”
Uncle :”Only the chicken?”
Me     :”Ya only the chicken!”
Uncle :”You want curry with that?”
Me     :”Er…no”

Then in the end he put the chicken togther with some rice and packed it……kns i didn’t even ask for rice lah! I paid $1.70 for nothing.

I really really dislike it when my orders come out wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

ARGH!!!!